The Gold Standard

Are they saying pen people are "un-dateable?" Granted, I don't think that speed-daters should be whipping out any type of collection on their first date, but did they have to go after pens? What about action figures and comic books, like in the "40 Year old Virgin?" I'm still trying to hunt down the Acura commercial spot I found on TV the other night that had a guy fawning over his warthog tusk ballpoint pen with solid titanium trim. If anyone can help me out with finding that video on the net, I would certainly be appreciative!